Monday, March 21, 2016

We Tried It: Two Urban Licks and the Sound Table

Two Urban Licks romantically lighting my wine in a beer glass.  Weird.
Atlanta is sexy. Last night we tried Two Urban Licks and it was sexy too.

I needed to get out and shake off a hellish work week.  The necessity of needing to check out some local restaurants before some big dates and events planning drove me out into these seductive Sunday night Atlanta streets. The other side of 'Netflix and chill'.

 I scrounged up an old reliable pleasantly particular palate in the form of a guy friend and we advanced on Atlanta.  There was a rough list, Illegal Food in N. Highlands, Two Urban Licks off Ralph McGill and King+Duke in Buckhead. Since forever, Two Urban Licks has been some place I've wanted to experience but the atmosphere has always suggested a flirtatious naughty date vibe.  Since ain't nothing happening on my side of the fence I had to find my way there by other means.  Last night was a good a night as any for it.

First off, it was hard to find.  I must have gone around the block a couple times, which coincidentally caused me to run in to Venkman's. Its apparently an Old Fourth Ward favorite with music and killer cuisine.  During my unfortunate but necessary u-turn I also happened upon Bantam Pub which prides itself on being a 'foodie bar'. I saw a cozy late night bar with an attractively lit enclosed patio right on the corner of McGill and Ensley.  I'm intrigued to say the least, they are now on my 'to be checked out' list.

So I finally find Two Urban Licks, its behind some lofts on the Eastside Beltline Trail, my first thought was that they were 'hiding it from the black people' but when I walked in and saw the mixed crowd, I thought that maybe I was just really bad with directions.  There's a cool split bar setup and for a Sunday night it was pretty packed.  Atlanta apparently has no hang ups at all with this valet only spot.  The place was like a hot chick who is drop dead gorgeous, talented and intelligent, she knows it and she's not trying to hide it.  You come to her she doesn't need to advertise for you.  If you build it and place it, somehow, magically, they will come.

My wine came in a beer glass.  That's the only negative thing I have to say about Two because when the food came out I didn't care anymore.
This 'Nothing But Thyme' will put hair on your chest.  A lovely thyme and orange infused spin on a Old Fashioned, the block of ice left a little more clarity and class to be desired but lets be honest here... its a block of ice.

Salmon Chips: Smoked Salmon and Chipotle Cream Cheese on a Potato Chip.  Delicious.  I hate to mar your perceptions and tell you that the salmon was a little salty but believe me when I tell you that you won't care one bit.  For the hour we sat there, this appetizer came out to the bar at least 5 more times, so its popular and I concur.

My meat bid for the week.  I don't eat pork much because I can't make my pork belly to taste like this. Absolutely divine. But those collard greens though... the chef' put his classy southern big toe in these collards. A classy, manicured, polished big toe.
We intended on the next stop being King+Duke but by the time we left Licks, the kitchen at King was probably closing so we decided on The Lawrence on Juniper.  The Lawrence had other plans.  Apparently they had had an unusual crowd on a Sunday night who ate everything they were saving to feed my date and I so on suggestion from the cute mixologist who knew the kitchen manager at the Sound Table and vouched for the food, we headed there.

I'd been here a few years ago but I didn't know that Sound Table is known for their food.  I'd never had to eat there, I thought the place was for drinks and dancing.  I'd forgotten about the frantic dancing (mostly jumping and hair swinging) to loud house music on the super tiny dance floor that spills out into the bar area.  The bar was busy, at 10:30/10:45pm on a Sunday, everyone was trying to get their last food orders in before the kitchen closed at 11.

We had Octopus and Kimchi and  Cauliflower and Brussels, for libations we tried the Horse's Neck which is basically bourbon and the Boulevard Zombie of rum and curacao.  The octopus and kimchi was on point, good and spicy and flavored the octopus well (if you like octopus which has been popping up all over Atlanta menus, Iberian Pig does it like no other I have tasted thus far). The servings are kinda small but for bar food at a nice place, you are paying for the chef to know what he is doing.  The taste and presentation made me think that maybe even the Belgian Frites (french fries) are good here. I thought the cauliflower and sprouts were a weird choice for bar food until I remembered that we had come to a restaurant and sat at the bar instead of come to a bar.  There's a difference.  My date found the sauce they had been drenched in a little too sweet, but the vegetables had been cooked well and since we could some kind of vision we accepted that just maybe shouldn't have that next time instead of calling the chef a dirty name. The cocktails were perfectly fine, the blend of tastes matched the quirky names as I expected and bourbon is still bourbon.  Its kinda hard to screw that up.


Atlanta will no longer accept mediocrity, all my favorite hangouts have upped their game or remain consistent, including food worthy of leaving the house for on their dainty ever changing paper menus. If I go to a bar, I need anyone I ask to be able to tell me about the menu, tell me what the regulars like, tell me what you like, mix me a good drink, understand my wine choices and be ready to make suggestions, and for the love of fries, serve me some good and interesting food!

I declared the night a success minus the partial deafness from the electronica.  We drank well, we ate well and we have two restaurants to add to our bank of experiences.  This just might be a thing that continues.  So when you feel your pocket buzz with a text from me that says "what you doing tomorrow night?" Know where my head is at and that the only correct response is "Nothing. Nothing at all. What restaurants did you have in mind?"

Friday, January 1, 2016

50 Black Atlantan Restaurants Series: the BQE

 
So my friend and I have separately stumbled across this blog post written by Genese Jamilah: 50 Black Owned Restaurant and Bars in Atlanta.  Intriguing to say the least, the content immediatley captured the attention of two boozy bar hoppers like us.  "We should do it. lets do it. We've already been to a good bit of these already." And so we have.  But what if we chose to experience all 50 again, whether we'd been there before or not and drag some different personalities along for shits, giggles and a different take? What happens is the group 'I don't do clubs but lets do dinner once a month'. And so it begins, the experiencing of these places for the pure enjoyment of experiencing them and talking about them and sharing with you, helping you make up your mind about a new place that might be worth checking out this weekend, or not.

 
So we made reservations on Open Table for December 11th, alerted the squad and commenced to descending on the BQE Restaurant and Lounge to see what we could see. Located under the 75/85N overpass off the Jesse Hill Drive Exit, it took some time to find this night spot.  Well let me rephrase that, we found the restaurant smack on the right as soon as we turned left off the exit but getting to the $5 valet was a bit of an expedition.  It took a frustrating 7 extra minutes and 2 loops in medium traffic to navigate the map of one way streets to find the one with the valet but I tell you what, leaving is a cinch; it's a straight shot back onto 75/85 South.
 
 
It was a groovy mood that night, a Friday night sweet spot.  Ambience high, guys present but completely enamored with their phones as usual. The mood music was 80's, 90's and nostalgic, perfect time for a drink.  I thought I was grown so I had what the grown folks were having: dirty martinis.  Apparently I'm not that grown yet so after I struggled to finish the olive juice and vodka, I only had palate left for an apple martini. Black russians, more martinis and a couple glasses of moscato to the rest of the table.
 
 
We ordered and ate while waiting for the entertainment. Thoughts? Get the chicken. Always get the chicken. "Seafood is to be eaten at seafood places", is a good rule to live by and this was NOT a seafood place.  What you don't want to do is waste your money on the shrimp and grits. Don't do it. They do it badly. Do Not Do It.  You can never go wrong with the red velvet waffle, trust us.
 



Terrible Shrimp and Grits, in presentation and taste... blek!
In the distance yonder is the small plate cocktail shrimp. 
Its basic shrimp cocktail. No taste notes needed.
Yummy in your tummy Red Velvet Waffles: The signature dish. 
And yes, her wings fell onto the table: 5 second rule applied

Blackened Salmon with Mac-and-cheese, and spinach that got send back
Oh yeah, there is a random piece of fried chicken skin, like I said the chicken was delish :)

My substitute small plate meal of crab cake sliders and warm house chips

The Black russian and replacement sweet tater tots for the
returned spinach: delish! totally worth it

My first attempt at alcoholic adulthood :(
 
 There is a growing trend of restaurants giving a two hour seating time limit to maximize on reservation space and the customers' dollar, and I was curious to see how they would execute these restrictions or if they even would.  We made reservations for 7:30pm, all 7 of us got there by 8 and enjoyed Khemistry Live who went on at 9:17pm.  He perfomed his cute, narrow toosh off till 10pm, at which point we were inconspicuously brought our bills and pleasantly asked to vacate the table.  You ain't got to go home but you sure as hell got to get up from there. Another group sits down and another show goes on at 10:30pm.  If we may have been a younger crowd we maybe could have booked for 10:30pm but its simple, we're just not.
 
Let's talk about Khemstry though, that man Rico Suave-d the house. 
He did the customary birthday shout outs and grown and sexy shout outs and big girl shout outs (which I didn't feel was necessary) and proceeded to charm the ladies with the the footwork and the body work and the eyes and the charm. Yes indeed.


 
How did BQE stack up?
 Let's Yelp it on a scale of 1 to 10, 3 girls from our group weigh in: Drea, Mina and Moi in that order
Ambiance: 6, 7, 9
Drinks: 9, 7, 9
Service: For a busy friday night, that waitress moved smooth as butter for me but Mina thought she coulda been quicker, she's the middle Yelper and gave her a 5, 10, 5, 9
Location: That jaunt to find valet took them down a couple pegs, 6, 7, 7
Parking: It was on a one way street and appraently we still
salty 'bout that loop-de-loop, 2, 6, 7
Food: 8, 8, 5, that 5 was from me.  Like I said, the shrimp and grits were bad, initially the score was a 2 for effort but it was saved by me picking off everybody else's plate
Prices: Reasonable for a night spot, 8, 6, 8
Entertainment: Khemsitry did his thing though 8, 7, 9
Cleanliness: They had one bathroom, I repeat: one public bathroom for the whole joint, 
but that thing was spotless. 8, 8, 9
Seating/Reservations: Easy to reserve, but do it early, prime seats, good pick 8, 9, 9
 
Overall Night Spot Ratings: 8, 8, 7 = 7 and 2/3 out of 10.  Not bad for the first one.
 
Wanna see the prices? I got some receipts.
 

 
Oh yeah and one of us may or may not have kissed Khemistry on the lips thanking him for his lovely singing, dancing and banter. Might you wanna check out BQE on a Friday night?
 
Tell us what you think!